Sealab 2021

Oh, what a difference a year makes. The crew of the classic 1972 series Sealab 2020 has been replaced with s gang of misfits unfit for public service. Their mission: to investigate underwater colonization. They are doing a very bad job.

Episode 50 – Moby Sick
Sealab is visited by a cherished friend: Abelard the Talking Whale. Although he can’t really talk; it’s more like Quinn just makes him talk with a machine. And he’s not so much an old friend; he’s just some whale happens to be dying of whale cancer. And a quick word about whale cancer: you don’t want to catch it.

Episode 49 – Cavemen
Stormy and Quinn narrowly escape a nuclear catastrophe, only to be trapped in an underwater cave by a thirty-food, ravenous Great White! And they’ve only got 10 minutes of oxygen remaining! Actually, in the time it took you to read that, they’re probably down to about 9L45… and now it’s 9:40… and… you get the ideer.

Episode 48 – Shrabster
Doctor Quinn has invented a genetic-hybrid crustacean which widlds, in its powerful claws, the power to eradicate world hunger. But only if he can keep those evil Grizzlabee’s purchasing agents from getting their greasy manhooks on it. Although to be fair they’re really not that evil. They’re just kinda jerks.

Episode 47 – Monkey Banana Raffle
How much would you pay for Sealab? Well, if you were the eccentric trillionaire Max Stone, it wouldn’t matter: you could afford to pay full sticker price. And you could also afford a jetpack, a standing table at the posh little café on the moon that you like so much, and an army of troglodytes at the centre of the Earth.

Episode 46 – Butchslap
Marco has a dark and terrible secret which threatens the very survival of the entire Sealab crew. “What could it be?” you ask. Well, that’s a fair question.

Episode 45 – Casinko
Deep within the Great Salted Lake of Many Fishes, Sealab has a slight problem: it’s sinking into an ancient Native American burial ground. Can the never-before-mentioned crewmember known as John Bear summon the wisdom of the Great Spirit and save the doomed crew? And are those slots really the loosest in town?

Episode 44 – Return of Marko
The much-ballyhooed return of Marco finally occurs in this eponymously-titled episode, with Marco playing the titular Marco. Marco, Sharko. Sharko, Marco. We’ll just leave you two to get acquainted. Also, don’t drink that pee.